Raymond Carver’s OKCupid Profile, Edited by Gordon Lish.

I am a writer and poet, 
one, bear with me here, of the “major” writers of the late 20th century, though just typing that felt desperate. 
I received a B.A. in English at Humboldt State University, then went on to attend the esteemed Iowa Writers’ Workshop, thus launching my career. I also like to drink.

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