Sunday, March 08, 2009

Stuff Fictional Characters Would Leave at My Apartment if We Broke Up

A nifty list by Jill Morris.

Captain Ahab
— Harpoon he’s been promising to take home for weeks
— VHS of Free Willy
— Tylenol PM, in bulk
— Sleep machine that makes wave-crashing noises, up to 70 wave-filled minutes
— Nice velvet sleeping mask we got on sale at Linens ’n Things back in June or maybe July
— Legal pad with whales committing suicide doodled all over it
— Toothbrush

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