Hump-Day found poem

Judith Fitzgerald

2 David Adams Richardz ;)

God, realizing
That stone tablets are so B.C.,
Decides to text
The Ten Commandments:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omgs
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

ttyl, JHWH (bff!)
ps. wwjd?

From The Globe and Mail's In Other Words
h/t to my friend Matt