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Friday, March 28, 2014

How To Tell If You Are In A Muriel Spark Novel

  • Your mentor has anointed one of her other favorite students to sleep with the art teacher, but you, despite your little “pig-like” eyes, sleep with him instead. 
  • You believe you can make insomnia work to your advantage by deciding what to think about. 
  • Are you actually the devil, or just an “arts man” hired by your company to conduct “human research” and curtail absenteeism? Unclear!

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