You might be living in a Jane Austin novel if:
Someone disagreeable is trying to persuade you to take a trip to Bath.
Your father is absolutely terrible with money. No one has ever told him this.
All of your dresses look like nightgowns.
Someone disagreeable tries to persuade you to join a game of cards.
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte. More
This is a delightful series from The Toast. What novel are you in?