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My virtue is that I say what I think, my vice that what I think doesn't amount to much.

Thursday, January 08, 2015

27 Reasons Why I Can Never Be a Writer.

1. I own a half-gallon container of Kraft Parmesan.

2. My house is carpeted.

3. I thought the movie Waterworld was really good.

4. I’ve never had an affair.

5. I don’t want to have an affair.

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