Friday, January 23, 2015

Miss Havisham’s Disability Application is Denied.



Thank you for meeting with me to discuss my disability application. I appreciate you coming to see me, because, as you already know, I can’t leave this house. Or change my dress. Or love. Have I mentioned I can’t love? No love, none at all. Just me, all alone, in the dark. Just sitting here. In the corner. Alone.

 I see my application was denied.

Again.



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