List: Uber Reviews of Literary Journeys.

Driver: J.R.R. Tolkien
“Driver meandered so much that I stopped the trip halfway through.”
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Driver: Harper Lee
“I don’t know if it is a violation of Uber’s rules, but she had a friend sitting shotgun with whom she switched places right before the ride begun.”

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Driver: Chuck Klosterman
“Constantly fiddled with the radio.”
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Driver: Jack Kerouac
“Took the scenic route.”
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