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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

How To Tell If You Are In A J.D. Salinger Story

  • It’s almost 2:30 and you’ve been waiting since noon for your call to go through. You’ve used the time, though. 
  • As children, you and your siblings were featured on a radio quiz show. According to listeners, you were the most consistently rewarding speaker. 
  • You’re going to burn your fingers if you don’t put out that cigarette. 
  • You’ve just felt so destructive all week. It’s awful. You’re horrible.
  • Your mother is ever so slightly insane.

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